Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Keep her birthday quiet people!
You know how sensitive women are about their age. I would've just said "Happy 29th" but BHF is the one who blew it. Their birthday thingy said '70' so she can't blame me. Hope she's enjoying her new kitchen and not her garden today. It's too damn hot to be outside.
You know how sensitive women are about their age. I would've just said "Happy 29th" but BHF is the one who blew it. Their birthday thingy said '70' so she can't blame me. Hope she's enjoying her new kitchen and not her garden today. It's too damn hot to be outside.

