Dont you mean "until Chris orders me a pair that I can secure to my walker".
No. The correct answer was "a pair that I can secure over my Depends."
Dont you mean "until Chris orders me a pair that I can secure to my walker".
Or DrFumblerooski ordering a Big Mac in the drive thru only wearing a BHF thong.
Of course, there are a LOT of things I don't want to see this year. But the following item frustrated the heck out of me during the Riley era.
I don't want to see a 3rd and 1 where we hurl the ball down the field 50 yards. Run the darn thing!
I guess I could add to that...
I don't want to see a 3rd and 10 where we again hurl the ball 40-50 yards. Just get the 10 yards so we can get a new set of downs.
You'll see it. Multiple times.
And, I can get behind a passing Offense, even one that passes frequently on 3rd and short, but I do ask that the pass be COMPLETED TO THE CORRECT COLORED JERSEY! No more pick 6 to the house when we are in the red zone!You are absolutely correct, Cdog, if Scott's play calling tendencies at UCF on third and short are any indication.
We had a chart here in some thread that showed Scott's was very careful about 'giving away' any run/pass play calling tendencies on 1st, 2nd, and 3rd down in long, medium, and short-yardage situations. While he was more likely to "do what you'd expect him to do" on third and short, he did just enough passing to keep defenses from assuming they could 'sell out' on a run blitz.
The other thing to note is that 'passing' in a Scott Frost offense is very different from passing in a pro-style or Osborne offense
(Have I mentioned that I'm a little bitter about throwing pick sixes when we are in scoring position?) 
And, I can get behind a passing Offense, even one that passes frequently on 3rd and short, but I do ask that the pass be COMPLETED TO THE CORRECT COLORED JERSEY!

Mind Eraser – Liquor.comI keep seeing Melvin Gordon in my head running up and down the field. Anybody have suggestions on how I can stop seeing that?
I don't think anything will help Husker21stb, that was just too traumatic to ever forget!I keep seeing Melvin Gordon in my head running up and down the field. Anybody have suggestions on how I can stop seeing that?

I'm afraid you may be correct, brother.I don't think anything will help Husker21stb, that was just too traumatic to ever forget!![]()
During their first offensive series. Quick kick.Wait!....just receiving word that Melvin Gordon has scored again.
I don't want to see the Ohio State punter taking another night off when playing Nebraska. I want to see him in the game in the first half, preferably the first quarter.